April 2012
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snazzyblackbarbie:
guys im crying
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whatever happens in the kids choice awards stays at the kids choice awards
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
idiotblogger:
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 506 MINS AT THIS
OMG
poshleyheights:
chuckquizmo:
nintendo is never going to stop releasing mario party games they’re just going to keep making more and more mario party games up until they create mario party 666, the final step to summoning satan, and everyone will be doomed to spend eternity playing mario party
like kidz bop
March 2012
windows98:
TORTELLINI?!?1!
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sweetnickiandhellaminaj:
i was a wimp before tumblr
now i’m a jerk and everybody loves me
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i got bored so i went onto my neopets page and then i went into my fonts page and i think that, other than my beginner fonts, i was pretty good at making them
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dont be fooled by the brocks that i got
im still
im still
officer jenny from the block
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instagrampa:
instagrampa:
I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in.
I did not get into USC.
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do you ever wonder if producers of a show write part of a script and think “wow this is gonna make a great gif”
killerpizza:
have you ever thought about how weird is it that people say “get well soon”
when you should probably say “get well now”
everyone passive aggressively hates you and wants you to be ill
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i just played jargon for 116 points on words with friends
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Katniss: ...
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
ilovesquidward:
i am basically beyonce and all of you are kelly rowland
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i feel like crappy crap
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duck-tier:
if rick santorum becomes president
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natasha bedingfield: i got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine
grace helbig: how can your pockets hold all that sunshine?
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