I AM SUCH AN IDIOT WOW

flamingno:

fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my

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surfboard

burgrs:

dear atheists, if god isn’t real then how am i, a simple pile of trash, blogging?,

discriminateagainstnerds:


fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"

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part of me is like ok my phone is officially lost somewhere out there and someone has it and I’m never gonna get it back but the fact that my phone rings whenever I call it still makes me think it isn’t officially lost

HOOAAAAH

HA~~