deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

stormcloud:

Keeping Up With the Backyardigans

goatpox:

dragonitehugs:

returnerofthesky:

ah

really good

NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO

NINTENDO YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

ignited-night:

netlfix:

people who have good urls but bad blogs

image

people who have good urls but never use their blog

image

ya ok
send me a: "✎" and i'll handwrite your url
send me a: "✉" and i'll handwrite a little story for you
send me a: "✈" and i'll handwrite the one place I most want to go
send me a: "★" and i'll handwrite my favorite color
send me a: "♥" and i'll draw you a picture
send me a: "☀" and i'll handwrite my favorite season
send me a: "✦" and i'll handwrite my favorite animal
send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes
send me a: "♪" and i'll handwrite my favorite genre of music
send me a: "♫" and i'll handwrite my favorite singer or group
send me a: "✂" and i'll handwrite something I find attractive
send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie
send me a: "✮" and i'll handwrite my favorite food
send me a: "☾" and i'll draw something of your choice
send me a: "☁" and i'll write something of your choice

theselener:

dont-fucking-pity-me:

theselener:

when someone likes and reblogs ur selfie then follows you

image

or when you have breakfast 

out of all the comments that have been added to this post this one was the worst im sorry but youve been voted off the island please pack your things and go

smilingemoticon:

tyleroakley:

First day at my new job!

And I screamed “Get me out of this dream”And I yelled “Get me out of this hell”The world was really ending there was flame fire there was floodEverything was freezing, my ears eyes balls and blood

smilingemoticon:

tyleroakley:

First day at my new job!

And I screamed “Get me out of this dream”
And I yelled “Get me out of this hell”

The world was really ending there was flame fire there was flood
Everything was freezing, my ears eyes balls and blood




hey. im jp.
im 14.
im mediocre.